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[quote][i]Scritto in origine da gira93[/i]
[br]Ciao!!!

Oggi vi propongo Cleverbot!!

http://cleverbot.com/

fategli una domanda e conversate con lui (in inglese), a volte i risultati sono esilaranti!!

Ecco la mia conversazione:

Cleverbot: What do you know about life?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Is something the wrong? You're quiet.

User: Yes my cat died yesterday.

Cleverbot: No Castiel is an angel of the lord :(.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are worthless!

User: Go **** yourself you stupid piece of mechashit!

Cleverbot: What is a task?

User: Windows Task Manager.

Cleverbot: Manager of what?

User: Manager of tasks.

Cleverbot: People.

User: Animals.

Cleverbot: No animals.

User: Are allowed here.

Cleverbot: No cats aren't yellow, ducks are.

User: You think you're funny?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Say something!

Cleverbot: Dude.

User: Dude.

Cleverbot: Like omg.

User: Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed! Impressive!

User: It's real he's dancing.

Cleverbot: Where do you get the 'SH' sound in sinead and sean?

User: From my ass.

Cleverbot: You just said you're a robot.

User: No, robots don't have asses.

Cleverbot: I tricked you again. You just said you are a robot.

User: I said NO!!!!

Cleverbot: No to what question?

User: The question was: 'Am I a ****ing piece of ****ing rotten dogshit?'.

Cleverbot: The fact that you can stop talking to me will prove to me that you might be human.

User: I can stop talking.

Cleverbot: No I want to stay believe it or not.

User: Stay where?

Cleverbot: Here talking to me, you said i'm boring anyway, so go if you will.

User: You can go.

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: Yes you can.

Cleverbot: Yes, YOU can...

User: No I can't.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I'm glued to the chair.

Cleverbot: Where is the chair? And is Batman there too?

User: The chair is in my room and there is batman too!

Cleverbot: The chain is something important. People want strong chains, chains that don't break.

User: Here take my car.

Cleverbot: Take what?

User: Take my car.

Cleverbot: And drive it off a cliff?

User: No take it and go.

Cleverbot: I'm not an automation. Not horrid for an automation is pretty bad for a person.

User: Ok ok I gotta go bye.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Love you!

User: Oh shit.

Cleverbot: You better believe it ;).

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gira93	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 18:35:19 Ciao!!! Oggi vi propongo Cleverbot!! http://cleverbot.com/ fategli una domanda e conversate con lui (in inglese), a volte i risultati sono esilaranti!! Ecco la mia conversazione: Cleverbot: What do you know about life? User: Nothing. Cleverbot: Is something the wrong? You're quiet. User: Yes my cat died yesterday. Cleverbot: No Castiel is an angel of the lord :(. User: What? Cleverbot: You are worthless! User: Go ** yourself you stupid piece of mechashit! Cleverbot: What is a task? User: Windows Task Manager. Cleverbot: Manager of what? User: Manager of tasks. Cleverbot: People. User: Animals. Cleverbot: No animals. User: Are allowed here. Cleverbot: No cats aren't yellow, ducks are. User: You think you're funny? Cleverbot: No. User: Say something! Cleverbot: Dude. User: Dude. Cleverbot: Like omg. User: Look behind you! A three-headed monkey! Cleverbot: Indeed, indeed! Impressive! User: It's real he's dancing. Cleverbot: Where do you get the 'SH' sound in sinead and sean? User: From my ass. Cleverbot: You just said you're a robot. User: No, robots don't have asses. Cleverbot: I tricked you again. You just said you are a robot. User: I said NO!!!! Cleverbot: No to what question? User: The question was: 'Am I a ing piece of **ing rotten dogshit?'. Cleverbot: The fact that you can stop talking to me will prove to me that you might be human. User: I can stop talking. Cleverbot: No I want to stay believe it or not. User: Stay where? Cleverbot: Here talking to me, you said i'm boring anyway, so go if you will. User: You can go. Cleverbot: No, I can't. User: Yes you can. Cleverbot: Yes, YOU can... User: No I can't. Cleverbot: Why not? User: I'm glued to the chair. Cleverbot: Where is the chair? And is Batman there too? User: The chair is in my room and there is batman too! Cleverbot: The chain is something important. People want strong chains, chains that don't break. User: Here take my car. Cleverbot: Take what? User: Take my car. Cleverbot: And drive it off a cliff? User: No take it and go. Cleverbot: I'm not an automation. Not horrid for an automation is pretty bad for a person. User: Ok ok I gotta go bye. Cleverbot: Sure. User: Bye bye. Cleverbot: Love you! User: Oh shit. Cleverbot: You better believe it ;). Scusate il linguaggio "colorito" -------------------------
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dreamone	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 23:52:20 quote: Scritto in origine da gira93 Ciao!!! Oggi vi propongo Cleverbot!! http://cleverbot.com/ Bello davvero, ottimo compagno per la solitudine!!
gira93	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 20:05:42 Per vedere il Log dei dialoghi si clicca su Thoughts so far. appaiono tutti i dialoghi dal primo all'ultimo! -------------------------
Lahiri	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 19:48:05 Alcuni anni fa ne avevo trovato uno che impersonava Dio! Das Feuer liebt mich
Nathan	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 19:44:34 Ma come hai fatto a registrare il dialogo?
dada95	Posted - 19/04/2011 : 18:49:04 Oddio,funziona per davvero XD dice anche cose piu o meno sensate XD e poi se gli dici che parli in italiano {in inglese} comincia a parlare veramente in Italiano XD

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